today in class, she told us this "famous" chinese joke. it goes like this.
what happens when you drop a green bean (a chinese pea) from the second story?????
it becomes a red bean coz it dies and gets soaked in blood!!!!! (she starts laughing. our chinese class feels VEEEERY awkward at this point.)
she carries on...
What happens when you drop a green bean from the 11th story?????
you get green bean paste, when it hits the floor, you know the green bean paste that you eat??? hahahaha (she starts cracking up.)
(we are all laughing coz its so lame by now)
(she thinks were laughing coz its funny)
(then comes the epic finale...)
what happens when you drop the green bean from the 25th floor???
it goes BOOM!!! and you hear screaming sounds.
(the end)
we are all cracking up and falling off our chairs by now coz its so lame. she thinks we are laughing coz its funny. OMG.
and the whole joke was told unprofessionally with lots of stuttering and long pauses after the jokes and in the middle of sentences.
THAT WAS OFFICIALY THE LAMEST JOKE EVER!!! AND I LIVED TO HEAR IT!!!!!!
