Monday, March 22, 2010

MOVIES!

My favourite movies are- surfs up. the marchn of the penguins. happy feet. madagascar 1 and 2. farce of the penguins. batman...etc etc

i wonder why????


THEY WALL HAVE PENGUINS IN THEM DUMBASS!!!!

Relient k!!!!

OK EVERYONE watch /listen to relient k they are too pro. look ive even put in some videos to get you started. so you cant say i cbb ill do it later and forget. come on watch them. ITS ONLY 10 MINUTES OF UR LIFE PEEPS!!!!!

WATCH THEM!!! THEYRE AWESOME!!!!!

bibi

I havent blogged 4 ages :(

Hey Guyz,guess wat??? it was my bday 2 weeks ago and i had a great time.
my birthday party was the following saturday,and everyone came to my house and then i paid for them to all have a game of darkzone with me. it was awesome.

one time while we were at my house,john noticed i was drinking wierdly.(i was trying not to laugh) so then i sed,well 'this' is how 'i' drink. and slammed the coke down,holding it vertically above my mouth and skulled it.but oops, i forgot to swallow!!!! i tried to close my mouth to keep it in, but that just made it worse and my mouth exploded and coke went all over me and cheni.i have never seen cheni laugh so hard b4. the best i'd ever got from him was a haha lol.but now he was rolling on the floor!!!!!!

and it was soooo funny when we went to the park and got attacked by "zombie" flies(coz wen WOOOOOOO's around EVERYTHING is a zombie. oh and the countless softdrink fights.

it was pretty kool watching cheni own the piano as well.he's really pro.

Anyway,today its storming down with rain and thuder and im getting UNCOUNTABLE texts from my contacts and sending them to i might add about how their house and or respective road is flooded. parry avenue is so drenched that the water is above the wheel hight. 0.o

before now,the sunset was really bright orange pink and purple but is gone now. sad face.

Being a penguin, i love this weather and it makes me feel at home :) but i just found out that my power animal is the "red kangaroo" on the internet. its a really kool site but, check it out.

http://www.isthisyour.name/

http://www.isthisyour.name/joel_waddell.htm

Corkazn quote of the day: love someone as if they have and amputated leg,and love someone with an amputated leg as you would love someone normal.from-joel waddell

lol "normal"

anyway lets quickly analise this quote.

i think that if a parent has a daughter/son that loses a leg then the parent will pay closer attention,and care for and love that child more,as with kids with other kids. and adults with other adults. we shouldnt love some people more than others,but treat everyone as though they have an amputated leg,but not treat them abnormally like one might to someone with an amputated leg,but we sohuld try not to treat people with such a condition like we would treat normal people.

I made up this really kool saying too. u noe how peeps sometimes say: ur a step ahead of urself? or im a step ahead of you? well tonight my mum did something from habit and shes so used to doing it every night, and then she asked be to do it and when i saw that shed already done it,i told her that shes a step behind herself. lol

Saturday, March 13, 2010

racist to WHITES????

If you have read my other posts you will know that on fridays i have a different chinese teacher that is bonkers-mrs chen.

Well last friday we all went to class,sat down and looked at the teacher, ready to start.this was only to have zac and i moved to the other side of the class,most of the class is azn,but zac and i were the only corkazns,which the others realised before i did that she was sepereatiting the races so she could focus more on the azns. wahhhh so racist???? cheyeh

corkazn quote of the day (beware this one kinda follows one of the ones in earlier posts.):heroes are made by the times.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

2nd corkazn quote of the day.

corkazn quote of the day: DONT SPAM TEXT RAY!!!!!!

Spam txting.

lol today i sent 54 messages to john woo saying dont spam text all in a row using a cool feature on my fone.

Then i sent 183 of the messages to jeff li

then i thouhgt id have a go at cheni and sent hime 44.

little did i know,that with his phone he can press a single button he could send it 10 times to me he sent "u.r.gonna.die" and patrick helped him out saying "ray says hi"
by the end i had 187 messages.

Mental note-dont spam text raymond again for fear of my phone short circuting.

but i guess this is the life of someone on a virgin mobile plan.
we get free texts to anyone else on virgin,and i guess we may as well take spam txting with the good part of it. : )

corkazn quote of the day : go on virgin to be able to text everyone for free,not to spam text people.

Unlucky az 'n azn 2 (beta)

*sigh*
Yesterday was most probably one of the unluckyest days of my life.:(
First a bird pooed on me,and i had to spend the rest of the day in my pe uniform,i also had a sore lip,so i couldnt play trumpet in my orchestra that day, and all my english homework that was due the next day got deleted by the computer!!!!!!;(
But any way,its another hi from me,the local gui lou.(well someone has to be different!!!!)

These days i am a raymondist.like a buddist,but i follow raymond.
I follow him everywhere,i follow his wise sayings and ask him questions.
(though mostly about technology!!!!)
One thing i will never do is set myself on fire in his honour like buddist monks.

Well if you dont know ray,(or Cheni,or chhhheeeeeeeennnnnnniiiiiiiii!!!!!!!) he is a very dedicated christian who i admire(not gayly,i only love him in a freindly,christian type of way) is now a leader of a cult he didnt start and doesnt want to be a part of .lol

well id better go!!!!!

Corkazn quote of the day: its ok to be different.But not a hypocrite.
If you want this to make sense,read my other quotes.

so bibi

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Unlucky az 'n azn