LAMEST JOKE EVER!!!!!!

OKAY!!! this involves my chinese teacher so i bet everyones listening now.

today in class, she told us this "famous" chinese joke. it goes like this.

what happens when you drop a green bean (a chinese pea) from the second story?????

it becomes a red bean coz it dies and gets soaked in blood!!!!! (she starts laughing. our chinese class feels VEEEERY awkward at this point.)

she carries on...

What happens when you drop a green bean from the 11th story?????

you get green bean paste, when it hits the floor, you know the green bean paste that you eat??? hahahaha (she starts cracking up.)

(we are all laughing coz its so lame by now)

(she thinks were laughing coz its funny)

(then comes the epic finale...)

what happens when you drop the green bean from the 25th floor???

it goes BOOM!!! and you hear screaming sounds.

(the end)

we are all cracking up and falling off our chairs by now coz its so lame. she thinks we are laughing coz its funny. OMG.

and the whole joke was told unprofessionally with lots of stuttering and long pauses after the jokes and in the middle of sentences.

THAT WAS OFFICIALY THE LAMEST JOKE EVER!!! AND I LIVED TO HEAR IT!!!!!!

Windows movie Maker is painful

As you can see in my most Recent post, i made a music video to Relient k's devastation and reform to my brother scootering. i used Windows Movie Maker after a whole day of filming. i stayed up 4 hours past my bedtime that night editing, then i woke up and edited until 1 o'clock. Finally done!!!

Then i click the save as movie file so i can upload it to youtube. wahhhh it didnt work. i now realise that the source files are not on my hard disc, but still on the sd card i used for filming. ;(

so i go to all the trouble of copying the files to my harddrive and tirelessly editing the movie with the new files to the exact millisecond so the movie is exactly the same and in time with the music. i failed making each clip at least 3 milliseconds off but i did my best. i clicked save as movie file NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT FAILED AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT TOOK A WHOLE NOTHER 3 days!!!!!!!

so i look around on the internet and try all the help on every blog post or forum i can find. there wasnt anything that worked except on little comment. "it has to be smaller than 64 mb. so i do it in halves at 42 mbs

then 27

but yay i put it in thirds at 25.4 mbs

6 days worth of editing but T.T

NOONE ELSE MAKE THIS MISTAKE!!!!(obviously movie maker has some glitches...

YAY it worked. finaally. i can upload

Latest Youtube Video!!!

WATCH IT!!! its a music video to my Brother Scootering. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UQwX7ZXfnU

WINDOWS FTW

Windows Owns MACS

MOVIES!

My favourite movies are- surfs up. the marchn of the penguins. happy feet. madagascar 1 and 2. farce of the penguins. batman...etc etc

i wonder why????

THEY WALL HAVE PENGUINS IN THEM DUMBASS!!!!

Relient k!!!!

OK EVERYONE watch /listen to relient k they are too pro. look ive even put in some videos to get you started. so you cant say i cbb ill do it later and forget. come on watch them. ITS ONLY 10 MINUTES OF UR LIFE PEEPS!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w8FVBr5M-s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z1YE9aMmVk&feature=fvst

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tfR5KvsFVU&feature=fvst

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z50adJjl5wQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgwLOP8EDSU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXiJr2P2fp8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syGZu3peUZw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yr_AyqHvEJM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8Gxbw2eOdU

WATCH THEM!!! THEYRE AWESOME!!!!!

bibi

I havent blogged 4 ages :(

Hey Guyz,guess wat??? it was my bday 2 weeks ago and i had a great time.

my birthday party was the following saturday,and everyone came to my house and then i paid for them to all have a game of darkzone with me. it was awesome.

one time while we were at my house,john noticed i was drinking wierdly.(i was trying not to laugh) so then i sed,well 'this' is how 'i' drink. and slammed the coke down,holding it vertically above my mouth and skulled it.but oops, i forgot to swallow!!!! i tried to close my mouth to keep it in, but that just made it worse and my mouth exploded and coke went all over me and cheni.i have never seen cheni laugh so hard b4. the best i'd ever got from him was a haha lol.but now he was rolling on the floor!!!!!!

and it was soooo funny when we went to the park and got attacked by "zombie" flies(coz wen WOOOOOOO's around EVERYTHING is a zombie. oh and the countless softdrink fights.

it was pretty kool watching cheni own the piano as well.he's really pro.

Anyway,today its storming down with rain and thuder and im getting UNCOUNTABLE texts from my contacts and sending them to i might add about how their house and or respective road is flooded. parry avenue is so drenched that the water is above the wheel hight. 0.o

before now,the sunset was really bright orange pink and purple but is gone now. sad face.

Being a penguin, i love this weather and it makes me feel at home :) but i just found out that my power animal is the "red kangaroo" on the internet. its a really kool site but, check it out.

http://www.isthisyour.name/

http://www.isthisyour.name/joel_waddell.htm

Corkazn quote of the day: love someone as if they have and amputated leg,and love someone with an amputated leg as you would love someone normal.from-joel waddell

lol "normal"

anyway lets quickly analise this quote.

i think that if a parent has a daughter/son that loses a leg then the parent will pay closer attention,and care for and love that child more,as with kids with other kids. and adults with other adults. we shouldnt love some people more than others,but treat everyone as though they have an amputated leg,but not treat them abnormally like one might to someone with an amputated leg,but we sohuld try not to treat people with such a condition like we would treat normal people.

I made up this really kool saying too. u noe how peeps sometimes say: ur a step ahead of urself? or im a step ahead of you? well tonight my mum did something from habit and shes so used to doing it every night, and then she asked be to do it and when i saw that shed already done it,i told her that shes a step behind herself. lol