Mondays and weekends.

MONDAYS!!!!!!

Who here hates mondays??????(even thouhg i ONLY have 4 followers.)

ARHGGGG!!!!

well today is a monday i guess but it's a public holiday so its all ok. :p

But when its at sholl and you wake up and its monday morning.What the first thouhgt that pops into your head? (well for john it would be "BREAKFAST!!!" but otherwise...:p)jks john dw

well for me its "SCHOOL!!!!!!" argh,but then after the first period its not that bad anymore so i shouldnt have worried anyway. lol

but seriously,i think we would all be better off WITHOUT weekends coz then we wouldnt have mondays would we????? well its actually tomorrow i'm dreading coz its tuesday-first day of the school week. cheyeh.At least its my birthday next saturday!!!!!

I wanna know,did anyone actually turn up to scholl today.That would be HILARIOUS>

Ray was probably looking forward to it so much and waited the whole weekend for school only to find out he had to wait another day!!!!!i can imagine him going. Aye'ya Cheyeh!!!!!

Wait now Sunray(bff)'s telling me we need longer weekends not NO weekends maybe shes right.

Anyway heads up for the Corkazn Quote of the day!!!!

Corkazn Quote of the day: The only way to excel at sport is for someone to fail.-Joel Waddell

Now,lets analise this quote by my favourite philosopher- me.

Well i guess if someone hits you a catch in a game of cricket,they fail. But also if you try to catch the ball and miss and it bounces out of your hands in another direction,then you fail,but then you heroicly dive and catch it again,and everyone celebrates. If you had have caught it in the first place though, then no one would have been so excited.

Till Next time-

PenGuIn

REad it and stop the chain mail

ok anyone with sense doesn’t believe in the stupid chainmails, so when you get one DELETE it right away and send it to noone. tell the person who sent it to stuff off.Do not delete this chainmail as it tells peeps to delete it

ok that was a copy and paste of the original e-mail,much shorter than my other post.lol

Deo or B.O?

Well, i have sadly come to the conclusion that i have not yet come to a conclusion. :(

Since its MAINLY the girls that complian,i will ask them- Deo or B.O

I notice that you complain about both of them.

OHHHHHH i hate the sell of boys B.O so we wear Deo.

Then you tell us that Deo stinks and doesnt smell nice....wat da heck!!!!!!!

I want answers to the very confusing question that all guys face. Ill try and answer it for everyone.

DEO OR B.O.

u girls always go on about how we stink of body odour and then we wear deodourant and u say eww I hate the smell of lynx? which do you prefer??????

WAHHHHH!!!!!!

Corkazn Quote of the day: Don't be fat-Be Jeff.

Succesfully the most "ands" in a sentence ever!!!!!!!

This sentence contains the most "and"s next to each other possibly and legally allowed in one sentance.

A man and his friend were walking along the road one day when they walked past a sign that said:

|NO CARTS AND HORSES PAST THIS POINT ->|

The man turned to his friend and said

here it is......

"The difference between 'CARTS' and 'AND' and 'AND' and 'HORSES' is different."

I don't know about you but thats pretty good!!!!!!
5 "And"'s in a row-and legally!!!!

Corkazn Quote of the day: Failure is a blessing in disguise.

*sigh*

I think that maybe this is a waste of time since no-one is following my blog or writing in my cbox:-(
Oh well Ill keep going anyway.:)

COME ON FOLLOW IT(you know you want to.)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I keep swinging on my chair in S+E (not on purpose -as a habit) and the S+E Teacher (mrs little) Made me stand up while i was using the macbooks to teach me a lesson "don't swil on the chairs lol XD lol

Small Problems that take up time.

Yes, we hardly notice them,but the are there.

Over the past few weeks i have decided that its not the big things that waste our, time,its the samll ones.

Don't you hate it when you can't find the remote???? it only takes about 4 minutes to find it,but none the less,you have to find the remote lots of times,by the time you die,it finding the remote will have taken up a whole days worth of your life 0.0

And it's the same with the phone,if you ahve a home phone thats wireless,how long do you spend trying to find it.I find its always in my mums room :p.

Off the subject a bit, Don't you hate it when you get interuupted in the climax of a good book.I mean,come on,its bad enough when its a stingy book,and youve just started. I get it all the time,so it's not just you.IT IS SOOOO ANOYING!!!!!

Any way I'm sitting here in s+e as bored as anything.With ben sitting next to me.Ben's blog is www.theemolife042.blogspot.com check it out it's awesome and really funny!!!!!!!!!!

Last Wednesday i went to Percy Jackson and the Lightning thief for Jasmines birthday,it wasn't her real party,but it was still kewl,me ben and a few other friends rocked up to watch it. It was a great movie but still not as good as the book. Ben keeps going on about how he got the best seat in the cinema- next to a girl he likes call Ciara.
you should have seen how suspicious looking he was when he pretended there was nowhere else to sit... :p

Corkazn quote of the day: You live a life,do things interesting ,don't just sit around watching your life go by. Get out there and do something dangerous.

Cya Next time
PENGUIN!!!!!

Corkazn Quote of the day: We should get jerseys,coz we make a good team.But yours would look better than mine,coz your out of my league.-The best band in the world!!!!!(Relient K!!!!!!)

9 Things I Hate About Everyone



1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say 'Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too'. Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say 'it's always the last place you look'. Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film 'did you see that?'. No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask 'Can I ask you a question?'... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7 . When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say 'life is short'. What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks 'Has the bus come yet?'. If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Chinese lessons are SOOOOOoooOOOOOO Funny.lolzor

we have a different chinese teacher on fridays called Mrs Chen and she is hilarious (without meaning to be):

ok a few weeks ago someone threw a piece of paper towards the front of the class and the teacher went BESERK!!!!!!!!!!!! it was so funny.she kept going around the class saying was it you??? in chinese and we all said no,so she did it another 3 times around the class and she wsa like.i will noty get you in trouble because its then first time.lol
at the end it turned out to Be JULIA!!!!!! ????????thx julia,u helped us waste 30 minutes of class time.Seriously the teacher wouldnt shut up about it.IT A FREAKING PIECE OF PAPER!!!!!

In the most recent leson she made us listen to a chinese song and everyone was all like"ok thats fair" and she put it on and there were a few giggles wehen we realised that the song started off with this tryhard fantasy-space sound effects thingo. dido doo dooo doooo doooooo dooo doo dooo doo do dix18 with this random marching band snare drum beat in the background.i must say,if anything.they contrasted alot.and the sound thing that went dooo osunded lame.Now that was the start.all of a sudden this 4 year old with a pretty good pitched voice started singing and it sounded like playshool sung by a kid,and it was in chinese.lol
i wish you could hear it!!!!!!!!!! then we were all falling off our chairs splitting out sides with laughter and the teachers standing there like "wats so funny?"

This teacher also randomly starts speaking in chinese and then corrects her self and speaks it in VERY bad english which i cant understand.And apparently she used to be a translator and went to a famous melbourne university??? she also gets us to read the english in outr textbook coz she cant understand/read it very well.

Corkazn Quote of the day-If i have 9 hours to cut down a tree,i will spend seven of them sharpening my axe. Abraham lincoln

If you are going to do something,be prepared,and go forth with courage.Things may be hard in life, But just do it.

Just do it -Nike

DA AWESOMe TrANslATioN

Hi I guess I should do the translation of the chinese blog now.lol here it is.

Hi,This is Probably the coolest blog ever!!!! This blog is unique because this blog is about The life of a Caucasian.lol. Now that I’m writing in chinese,it is difficult to know what to say because what I say here does not make sense to my fellow Caucasians,apart from Kevin rudd.:-( I hate him…
Anyway,I want to save all the good things for when everyone can read it.
My last blog was written in s+e class,and ben mctigue was sitting next to me.Boy would he laugh if he saw this blog.He would think I am a ninja writing in code.Ive got to go now.Bye the way-if someone wants to see the translation of this go to google translate.I repeat in English.

S+E is SOOOOOO boring

Hey guys its Joel again.
Don't you just hate S+E classes. I'm in one now and i used a filter bypass site www.knowmymath.com
It's a lifesaver. Now i can go on whatever internet site i want.even blogger.
So here i am sitting in s+e listening to something about use books for research not the internet.

Mwuhahahahahah i have taken over joels computer...

lol soz that was ben sitting next to me,hes bored and making blogs too.
bahahahaha

Anyway The corkazn quote of the day is-

Corkazn quote of the day: If you are showing your friend your faourite movie and they don't like it, that can be really annoying,but try to calm down,put on their favourite movie and dis it heaps.

Don't you hate it when your friend dooesnt like a movie you like????
The other day one of my friends said that they had never seen a Star Wars Movie. He was actually my dad's friend so he was a teen when Star Wars was a big hit.

So anyway.I thought i need to fix that. so we arranged a date when my dad's friend would come over and watch Star Wars with us. But when he came over, we were planning on watching the best one -Episode 3,But mum insisted that since My younger brother was still awake(hes not alowed to watch episode 3) that we watch a different one.So then we suggested the second best one,Episode 2.But mum said we should start with the 4th one because that was the first one to be made. Episode 4 happens to be the daggiest one.:-( So he watched it and said it was quite basic. I was Insulted Much...
Has anyone else had any expieriences like this???????

Oh no...The teachers coming!!!!
:/
bye!!!!
signing off-Penguin

Corkazn quote of the day.

Oopseyyss i forgot the corkazn quote of the day in my chinese post

here it is!!!!!!

corkazn quote of the day: The way to make people like you is to make yourself exactly like them.

quite fitting dont you think???considering my last post

NI HAO I WILL TRY AND BE LIKE MY FREINDS!!!!! TELL me if i made a MISTAKE??!??!?!?!?!?!

您好这可能是我有史以来最酷的博客你不认为这是一种独特的，因为我的博客是对白人的生活...大声笑。现在我用中文写很难知道该说什么，因为我在这里讲的没有道理我的同胞白人以外的陆克文:-(，我想保存所有好的东西，我会把最后来在我的博客。我最后的博客写在S + E类。本坐在我旁边。大声。男孩笑，他会喜欢这个项目。他会想是这样的，我忍者写在代码。我还是走了...顺便说一句，如果有人想这个只要到谷歌翻译的翻译。我再说一遍英文。ifanyonewantsatraslationofthisgotogoogletranslate ...

FW-Chainmail

Corkazn quote of the day- Being corkazn is not being able to make up your mind.

My parents cant decide whether they want me to do homework instrument practice or chores Wat the heck.

If this title isn't bad enough,read below it!!!!

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Subject:FW:chainmail

stupid chainmail,it is clogging up eveeryones e-mail account by the second.the purpose of this e-mail is that i want everyone from now on to delete every chain mail they ever recieved. never forward a chainmail no matter what they say.i dont care if ur gonna fall down a sewer just SToP THE CHAINMAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so delete all ur chainmail right now. it will take over the whole system.people now can't even see when they get a real e-mail. and it could be important too.what if your grandpa died,and you didn't know until 3 years later u delete ur chainmail and see that there is the e-mail that sed ur grandpa died 3 years ago :-(

and you will be dead too if you dont forward this to all of your contacts and delete all your contacts.BEWARE THE EVIL DOLL!!!HE WILL GET U AT 12 OCLOCK!!!!!!

From Joel

Selfishness?

ooohhhhh,i can breath again.it turne dout that the phantom of the opener was just raymond scaring me coz i (c)'d his blog.(mental note,dont do that again!!!!)

So Anywayz i was thinking that being a blogger is very selfinsh coz u always blog about ur life.do i care?meh. hopefully,this will be an interesting blog...

THE PHANTOM OF THE OPENER!!!

Hi i guess this is my first entry.and i will NOT say XD after that coz that would be AZN!!!As you can probably tell this is a sort of response to my friend Raymond chens blog, and just so evry1 knows,i can actually spell Caucasian,i just spelt it wrong for the purpose of the blog. Yeh so....ARRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-its the phantom of the opener-i've heard about him!!!-ever since people at rossy started blogging hes been attacking the bloggers!!!!aarrrggghhhhh..sorry can't type any more,ive gotta call the police,hes atrngling me with a lasso!!!!!!!arrrghhhh